Who are we and why are *we* doing this?

We are two SL girls walking around sims taking pictures and critiquing random SL men that we either find interesting, grotesque, sexy, hawt, or just plain weird. We mean no harm to the avatars chosen, we just think we should give our honest opinion regarding your choices in fashion and avatar creation.

Why do we think we're qualified? Just look at us, I mean we are the spitting image of SL perfection! No, seriously we just really think you guys need a little TLC when it comes to your looks. Maybe your friends are just not saying how ugly you look because they don't want to hurt your feelings. Maybe your SLover has just gotten used to your look, or has adjusted her avatar to be able to reach yours because you're 8 ft. tall. She's probably given up trying to help you edit your appearance!

With over 5 years of combined SL experience, Mystery and Sneaky bring to you an honest look at SL Men. Mystery's experiences in SL has exposed to her men ranging from tinies to Incredible Hulks. Snappy's been confronted by men of all size and shape, as well as some mighty poor fashion choices. Fortunately for you, we have paired up to bring you this wealth of knowledge, taste and common sense. We speak when your friends can't or won't.
Mystery Reporter's Bio

SL AGE: 27 September 2006
Favorite Sim: 6pi
Favorite SL Singer: Anj Gustafson
Favorite SL Hair: Any Japanese creator
Favorite SL Shoes: stiletto Moody
Biggest SL Pet Peeve: Face Lights
I hope to improve the standard of SL Men and to give me something more to look at when I'm roaming the grid!

(Mystery's very camera shy and does not like the papparazzi)

Sneaky Snapper's Bio

SL AGE: 14 February 2007 (Yes Valentine's Day!)
Favorite Sim: Insilico
Favorite SL Singer: Max Kleene
Favorite SL Hair: ETD
Favorite SL Shoes: Shiny Things
Biggest SL Pet Peeve: Prim Babies
Sneaky likes SL so much that she dedicated her SLife to the advancement of others. With this blog she hopes your SLife can improve too, not to mention your sex SLife!
Don't catch yourself out without looking good, Sneaky will write it up!

Look out because you might be our next victim. We protect our SLidentity to avoid any abuse be it via IM or photo retaliation.